Real Life vs. Normal Rockwell

Norman Rockwell:
Sit down to a delicious home-cooked meal promptly at 6pm.
Real Life:
Sit down to a delicious bowl at Chipotle complete with chips with a quesadilla for the tot.

Norman Rockwell:
Bundle up, get in the car, play Christmas music, and go to the tree farm.
Real Life:
Throw on coats, get in the car, go to Target.

Norman Rockwell:
Spend a Sunday afternoon sipping hot cocoa from thermoses and chopping down your very own Christmas tree (probably while singing carols, on-key).
Real Life:
Meander around Target for an hour, end in the garden section, choose a tied tree that might somehow fit in the trunk, purchase it at ten minutes to close and stay up until midnight decorating.

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