Starting a poo riot

I fear I may have done something bad, inadvertently. You see, while working with students, I work very hard to make sure they are safe, well taken care of and receive a quality tutoring experience. I also work hard at the small details, like ensuring their snack foods are something they will enjoy and that are not entirely unhealthy.

This morning, I went to Costco to stock up on snacks for the next several weeks for the tutoring programs. I purchased a package of Welch's Fruit Snacks. I figured the kids would probably really like having them as an option. I always liked fruit snacks, heck still do. So much in fact that I switched out a bag of my own crackers for a bag of the fruit snacks to have myself. I enjoyed them very much.

Then, this afternoon, I took them to the students and surprise surprise, they were the choice of several kids.

Now, here's where things take a turn for the worse... you see, um, how do I say this tonight, when I went to the restroom, I discovered what I had left behind was quite an, um, amazing shade of teal. At first I was alarmed, but of course, then I googled. I discovered this is an apparently common effect to eating Welch's Fruit Snacks!

So, I fear I am going to have some kids tonight looking in the toilet and yelling "Awesome!" and some parents rushing children to their pediatricians. Crap. No pun intended.


  1. Ahhhh....that's a good one. I remember the day Greg ate blue twizzlers....with the same results.


  2. so um... where are these fruit snacks? I need to um... do some "tests". :)

  3. That is SOOO funny! My kids eat those all the time, I have never seen them in their poop yet!!


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