Oh dear.

I think my kid has O.C.D.

In order to go to bed, the following things must occur:
1. Must be given his last cup of milk.
2. Diaper must be changed and pj's put on while drinking the milk.
3. Mommy must recite "5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed".
4. Mommy or Daddy must snuggle and rock for at least 5 minutes.
5. When being laid down in his crib, the mobile that projects lights on the ceiling must be on.
6. The mobile MUST play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star- NOT one of the 15 other songs it plays.
7. The CD player must ALSO be on and playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
8. The curtains and closet door must be closed.
9. The little room heater must be on, but NOT facing the crib.
10. He must have his blankey.
11. He must have his glow-worm toy.
12. You must pull his cover up to only his chest.
13. Both parents must kiss him, say "I love you" and "Night night".

If you miss a single step- he will bug you until you fix it.

Sheesh, now I'm tired.


  1. Danica has the same glow worm and she must sleep with hers too. ;)

  2. LOL! Why when it's so hard to get him to bed, that when you finally get him to fall asleep you take his picture with the flash?! :)

  3. @Brandon: I didn't. That picture is from trying to wake him up on Christmas morning.


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