Misleading Much?

I peeled this Scrabble game piece off of my Subway soda cup to discover "Instant win" (!!!) highlighted with green- whoohoo!!! Followed by the words, "not an instant winner". Well, wasn't that a bummer! I'm thinking there must be a better way to print these things...

Reminded me of a Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.) joke (I am censoring for language, but it sure is funny!)...

"I got a “Do-Not-Disturb” sign on my hotel door. It says “Do Not Disturb”; it’s time we go with “Don’t Disturb”. It’s been “Do Not” for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. “Don’t disturb”; “Do Not” psyches you out. “Do”: “Alright, I get to disturb this guy”. “Not”: “S***! I need to read faster!”
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2 comments:

  1. hahaha, that is just cruel!

    And just another reason for us to be friends... mitch hedberg! I loved him! :(

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  2. WTF? You "Instantly Won" a chance to go buy another and and see if you actually win something then?

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