My finest hour.

7:21 Brandon: I'm going to the AT&T store, I have to get a new phone, mine finally died.

7:28 Trying to get Keegan ready to leave the house, I have a $10 Victoria's Secret coupon that they sent me for my birthday that expires today.

7:29 "I DON'T WANT TO GO PEE PEE!!!! NONONONONONO!"

7:35 Brandon: Can you call AT&T and add me to the account as an authorized user? They need either you to be present or me to be added.

7:37: Automated computer lady: "estimated wait time is ... 29 minutes."

7:40 Drive to AT&T store.

7:47 Phone will cost gobs of money.

7:56 Leave AT&T store, Keegan: "I'm hungry. Nuggets PLEASE."

8:00 Victoria's Secret closes.

8:03 Hit McDonald's drive through, get nuggets.

8:11 Put leash on Brandon's dog, give Keegan a nugget, fight Brandon's dog to keep him from stealing said nugget. Attempt to take a walk.

8:14 New neighbors who bought house that foreclosed nearby (the house that caused our house to lose 60,000 of value OVERNIGHT thus rendering our ALMOST closed refinance dead in the water- yes THAT house) have giant dogs. Giant dogs bark, scare Keegan. Then, neighbors whisper in backyard and TURN SPRINKLERS ON US ON THE SIDEWALK JUST WALKING BY.

8:15 Running to get out of sprinkler path. Dog winds around my feet. Favorite sandal breaks. Now half a block away from home and shoe less.

8:16 Dog eats Keegan's last nugget.

8:16.0001 Screaming commences.

8:20 Attempt to take picture of my broken shoe for blog, discover phone is now freezing up and not working properly (after just leaving AT&T store).

8:21 At least it's K's bedtime. Except the sheets he accidentally peed on at nap time are in the WASHER yet, NOT the dryer, ready to go.

6 comments:

  1. This made my eye twitch... how stressful! I hope you're doing something relaxing right now, aiiii!

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  3. Yikes. Today is a new day... (and there is still plenty of time left to have a nice glass of wine.)

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