Once Upon a Time...

There was a mom and a son who spent a morning (when it wasn't quite as cold as it is now) 
drinking some delicious drinks on the patio at Dutch Brothers Coffee.

It was on this same morning, that the son learned about the self photo feature on his mom's cell phone and took about 11,043,347,243 photos that all looked pretty much exactly like this one.

This was also the same morning in which the son used the phone to take about 500 photos of a grasshopper that mistakenly found itself stuck behind the patio wall, hanging out with us.  He was too small to jump over the wall, so he simply jumped on the wall and back to the ground repeatedly with moments of having his legs lightly touched by a curious 3 year old.

The mom, attempting to encourage her child's curiosity and studying of the grasshopper continued to watch and comment as the son played with the grasshopper and all was right in the world until...

the freaking grasshopper jumped right on that mom's arm and scared the crud out of her, 
causing her to scream like a moronic banshee in public.
The end.

1 comment:

  1. LOL!!!!!!! sorry, but that's funny :) Cute pic!

    One time, I had just got to my apartment door, and a bug flew into my shirt! I thought it was a bee, and before I knew it I was standing on my front porch, shirtless!!! I don't think anyone saw me..but OMG! So embarrassing!

    I HATE BUGS!

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